What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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