Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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