Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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