Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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