They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I think a kid would responsible me up
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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