I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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