So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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