If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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