obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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