i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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