come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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