just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I am mentally ready for anal.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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