If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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