literally had 100 drinks last night.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I still have a little drunk in my system
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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