in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
