my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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