Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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