I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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