Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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