i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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