i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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