Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
barbara walters just said penis...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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