Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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