from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
wow bdsm is so cute
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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