you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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