gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i dont even know how to be here
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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