pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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