yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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