What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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