I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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