I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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