She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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