I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The adults are the big ones right?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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