He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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