are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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