The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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