And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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