This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
