If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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