Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
17 year olds will be the death of me.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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