I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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