we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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