We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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