Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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