i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
