I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
