Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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