Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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