Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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