using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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